Funny Oxymorons

1.) As I said before, I never repeat myself.

2.) Clearly misunderstood.

3.) Exact estimate.

4.) Small crowd.

5.) Act naturally.

6.) Fully empty.

7.) Found missing.



And now, the Mother of all oxymorons –


Happily Married.


Courtesy – My cousin sister Bibi (Rumela) and my brother-in-law Rahul.